Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - Callin` In Sick
Hit my snooze alarm for the twenty seventh time Just don`t feel like goin` to work - I think I`ll call my boss, then I`m Gonna hack and cough and wheeze Swear I got some strange disease What`s that little twerp gonna say Hey
I`m callin` in sick today Callin` in sick today
I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp I could spend all day in my underwear wathing "Ernest Goes To Camp" I could sit and count my hair I could burp my Tupperware I`m not busy anyway Hey
I`m callin` in sick today Callin` in sick today Ain`t goin` to work, no way Callin` in sick today
I can do anything I want to I am invincible now I`m on fire, baby I`m alive, I`m alive, can you hear me, world? I`m alive
Maybe I`ll spend all day staring at the sun And trying not to squint Maybe I`ll make a huge color tapestry from My belly button lint When I`m sick of takin` abuse I just make up some lame excuse Freedom`s just seven digits away Hey
I`m callin` in sick today Callin` in sick today Ain`t gonna work, no way Callin` in sick today
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