Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - When I was Your Age

When I Was Your Age
Let me tell you, sonny. Let me set you straight
You kids today ain`t never had it rough
Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate
You lazy brats think nothing`s good enough

Well, nobody ever drove me to school when it was ninety degrees below
We had to walk butt naked through forty miles of snow
Worked in the coal mine twenty two hours a day for just half a cent
Had to sell my internal organs just to pay the rent

When I was your age. When I was your age
When I was your age. When I was your age

Let me tell you something, you whiny little snot
There`s something wrong with all you kids today
You just don`t appreciate all the things you`ve got
We were hungry, broke and miserable
And we liked it better that way

There were seventythree of us living in a cardboard box
All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks
Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt
If we were really good we didn`t get dessert

When I was your age. When I was your age
When I was your age. When I was your age

Didn`t have no telephone didn`t have no FAX machine
All we had was a couple of cans and a crummy piece of string
Didn`t have no swimming pool when I was just a lad
Our neighbor`s septic tank was the closest thing we had
Didn`t have no dental floss had to use old rusty nails
Didn`t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails
Didn`t have no water bed, had to sleep on broken glass
Didn`t have no lawnmower, we used our teeth to cut the grass

What`s the matter now, sonny, you say you don`t believe this junk?
You think my story`s wearin` kinda thin?
I tell you one thing, I never was such a disrespectful punk
Back in my time, we had a thing called discipline

Dad would whop us every night till a quarter after twelve
Then he`d get too tired and he`d make us whop ourselves
Then he`d chop me into pieces and play frisbee with my brain
And let me tell ya, Junior, you never heard me complain

When I was your age. When I was your age
When I was your age. When I was your age

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - When I was Your Age When I Was Your Age Let me tell you, sonny. Let me set you straight You kids today ain`t never had it rough Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate You lazy brats think nothing`s good enough Well, nobody ever drove me to school when it was ninety degrees below We had to walk butt naked through forty miles of snow Worked in the coal mine twenty two hours a day for just half a cent Had to sell my internal organs just to pay the rent When I was your age. When I was your age When I was your age. When I was your age Let me tell you something, you whiny little snot There`s something wrong with all you kids today You just don`t appreciate all the things you`ve got We were hungry, broke and miserable And we liked it better that way There were seventythree of us living in a cardboard box All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt If we were really good we didn`t get dessert When I was your age. When I was your age When I was your age. When I was your age Didn`t have no telephone didn`t have no FAX machine All we had was a couple of cans and a crummy piece of string Didn`t have no swimming pool when I was just a lad Our neighbor`s septic tank was the closest thing we had Didn`t have no dental floss had to use old rusty nails Didn`t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails Didn`t have no water bed, had to sleep on broken glass Didn`t have no lawnmower, we used our teeth to cut the grass What`s the matter now, sonny, you say you don`t believe this junk? You think my story`s wearin` kinda thin? I tell you one thing, I never was such a disrespectful punk Back in my time, we had a thing called discipline Dad would whop us every night till a quarter after twelve Then he`d get too tired and he`d make us whop ourselves Then he`d chop me into pieces and play frisbee with my brain And let me tell ya, Junior, you never heard me complain When I was your age. When I was your age When I was your age. When I was your age Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни When I was Your Age: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/122/1/1031.html Все тексты песен: Weird Al Yankovic » Weird Al Yankovic - Spam » Weird Al Yankovic - Frank`s 2000" TV » Weird Al Yankovic - The Alternative Polka » Weird Al Yankovic - My Bologna » Weird Al Yankovic - Syndicated Inc. » Weird Al Yankovic - Polka Your Eyes Out » Weird Al Yankovic - Ill Be Mellow when Im Dead » Weird Al Yankovic - (This Song`s Just) Six Words Long » Weird Al Yankovic - The Check`s In The Mail » Weird Al Yankovic - Jurassic Park » Weird Al Yankovic - Fat » Weird Al Yankovic - Airline Amy » Weird Al Yankovic - I`m So Sick Of You » Weird Al Yankovic - Mr. Popeil » Weird Al Yankovic - Polka Party! » Weird Al Yankovic - Fast Food » Weird Al Yankovic - Constipated » Weird Al Yankovic - She Never Told Me She Was A Mime » Weird Al Yankovic - Ricky » Weird Al Yankovic - Won`t Eat Prunes Again Рекомендуем скачать: » Эли Бар-Яалом - Ворона блюз » Эдуард Гончаров - Валентину Ушканову » Эмир Шабашвили - Прощание с Университетом » Эдуард Гончаров - Прощай! Я поднял парус свой... » Эли Бар-Яалом - Дорожные люди » Эли Бар-Яалом - Я предан королю » Эдуард Гончаров - В конце дороги хочется домой... » Эдуард Хиль - Человек из дома вышел » Эли Бар-Яалом - Леопард » Эли Бар-Яалом - Ода на предстоящее выступление автора в клубе Центра Неполных Семей, каковое, в результате, имело бы » Эдуард Хиль - Как провожают пароходы » Эли Бар-Яалом - Марш демонов » Эдуард Гончаров - Спросите дорогу, она вам расскажет... » Эли Бар-Яалом - Сонет-диагноз » Эдуард Муллер - Песня старого миллионера » Эли Бар-Яалом - Цветок силы » Эдуард Муллер - Довоенное танго » Эдуард Муллер - Рыжая луна » Эльдус Сайфулин - Казачья » Эли Бар-Яалом - Разговор без короля (Шестая песня стражи)
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