Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - Generic Blues

Generic Blues
I woke up this mornin`,
Then I went back to bed.
Said I woke up this mornin`,
Then I went right back to bed.
Got a funny kinda feelin`,
Like I got broken glass in my underwear,
And a herd of wild pigs is tryin` to chew off my head.
You know what I`m sayin`?

Well, I ain`t got no money,
I`m just walkin` down the road.
Said I ain`t got no money, honey,
So I`m just walkin` down this lonely old road.
Well, I wish I could get me some money,
But I forgot my automated teller code.

I was born in a paper sack, in the bottom of a sewer.
I had to eat dirt clods for breakfast, my family was so poor,
My daddy was a waitress, my mama sold bathroom tile.
My brothers and sisters all hated me,`cause I was an only child.
I got the blues so bad.
Kinda wish I was dead.
Maybe I`ll blow my brains out, mama.
Or maybe I`ll, yeah, maybe I`ll just go bowlin` instead.

I`m just a no-good, scum-sucking, nose-picking, boot-licking,
snivelling, grovelling worthless hunk of slime.
Nothin` but a low-down, beer-bellied, bone-headed, pigeon-toed,
turkey-necked, weasel-faced worthless hunk of slime.
I guess I`ve got a pretty low self-image,
maybe it`s a chemical imbalance or something.
I should probably go and see a doctor about it when I`ve got the time.

Aw, make it talk, son, make it talk.

Okay, now make it shut up.

Plagues and famine and pestilence always seem to get me down.
I always feel so miserable whenever I`m around.
I wish somebody would come along, stick a pitchfork through my brain.
I`d flush myself right down the toilet, but I`d just clog up the drain.
I got the blues so bad,
Kinda wish I was dead.
Maybe I`ll blow my brains out, mama,
Or maybe I`ll go bowling.
Or I just might go bowling.
Maybe I`ll just rent some shoes and go bowling.
Maybe I`ll join a league, enter a tournament,
put on a stupid-lookin` shirt and go bowling,
Instead.

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - Generic Blues Generic Blues I woke up this mornin`, Then I went back to bed. Said I woke up this mornin`, Then I went right back to bed. Got a funny kinda feelin`, Like I got broken glass in my underwear, And a herd of wild pigs is tryin` to chew off my head. You know what I`m sayin`? Well, I ain`t got no money, I`m just walkin` down the road. Said I ain`t got no money, honey, So I`m just walkin` down this lonely old road. Well, I wish I could get me some money, But I forgot my automated teller code. I was born in a paper sack, in the bottom of a sewer. I had to eat dirt clods for breakfast, my family was so poor, My daddy was a waitress, my mama sold bathroom tile. My brothers and sisters all hated me,`cause I was an only child. I got the blues so bad. Kinda wish I was dead. Maybe I`ll blow my brains out, mama. Or maybe I`ll, yeah, maybe I`ll just go bowlin` instead. I`m just a no-good, scum-sucking, nose-picking, boot-licking, snivelling, grovelling worthless hunk of slime. Nothin` but a low-down, beer-bellied, bone-headed, pigeon-toed, turkey-necked, weasel-faced worthless hunk of slime. I guess I`ve got a pretty low self-image, maybe it`s a chemical imbalance or something. I should probably go and see a doctor about it when I`ve got the time. Aw, make it talk, son, make it talk. Okay, now make it shut up. Plagues and famine and pestilence always seem to get me down. I always feel so miserable whenever I`m around. I wish somebody would come along, stick a pitchfork through my brain. I`d flush myself right down the toilet, but I`d just clog up the drain. I got the blues so bad, Kinda wish I was dead. Maybe I`ll blow my brains out, mama, Or maybe I`ll go bowling. Or I just might go bowling. Maybe I`ll just rent some shoes and go bowling. Maybe I`ll join a league, enter a tournament, put on a stupid-lookin` shirt and go bowling, Instead. Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Generic Blues: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/122/1/1028.html Все тексты песен: Weird Al Yankovic » Weird Al Yankovic - Aardvark » Weird Al Yankovic - Christmas at Ground Zero » Weird Al Yankovic - Hit Me With a Rock » Weird Al Yankovic - I Think Im a Clone Now » Weird Al Yankovic - The Alternative Polka » Weird Al Yankovic - UHF » Weird Al Yankovic - Whole Lotta Lunch » Weird Al Yankovic - The Brady Bunch » Weird Al Yankovic - Fun Zone » Weird Al Yankovic - Snack All Night » Weird Al Yankovic - Buckingham Blues » Weird Al Yankovic - Truck Drivin Song » Weird Al Yankovic - We Got The Beef » Weird Al Yankovic - Take Me Down » Weird Al Yankovic - Frank`s 2000 » Weird Al Yankovic - Pretty Fly For A Rabbi » Weird Al Yankovic - Good Enough For Now » Weird Al Yankovic - Phony Calls » Weird Al Yankovic - Hooker On A Corner » Weird Al Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory) Рекомендуем скачать: » Зинур Миналиев - Монолог подлости » Земфира - Петарды » Злата Кудинова - Бьёт ли дождь в окно... » Злата Кудинова - Осень » Запрещенные барабанщики - Убили негра » Зоя Ященко, Олег Заливако - То, что ты придумаешь сам... » Застольные песни - Тишина » Зоя Ященко - Подводный город » Звуки МУ, Петр Мамонов - Досуги-буги » Звуки МУ, Петр Мамонов - Песня профессора Долватовского » Золотое кольцо - Жигули » Застольные песни - Там вдали, за рекой » Звуки МУ, Петр Мамонов - Цветы на огороде » Зоя Ященко - На Ивана-купала » Земфира - Ракеты » Золотое кольцо - Огней так много золотых » Золотое кольцо - Ой, при лужку, при лужке » Звуки МУ, Петр Мамонов - Б.Б.Б. (Большой Беременный Бег) » Зверобой - Эй ты! » Заречный Гриша - Ресторанчик на обочине
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