Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - Dare to Be Stupid

Dare to be Stupid
Put down that chain saw and listen to me.
It`s time for us to join in the fight.
It`s time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
It`s time to let the bedbugs bite.
You better put all your eggs in one basket.
You better count your chickens before they hatch.
You better sell some wine before its time.
You better find yourself an itch to scratch.

You better squeeze all the Charmin you can,
When Mr. Whipple`s not around.
Stick your head in the microwave, and get yourself a tan.
Talk with your mouth full.
Bite the hand that feeds you.
Bite off more than you can chew.
What can you do?
Dare to be stupid.

Take some wooden nickels.
Look for Mr. Goodbar.
Get your mojo working now.
I`ll show you how.
You can dare to be stupid.

You can turn the other cheek.
You can just give up the ship.
You can eat a bunch of sushi, then forget to leave a tip.
Dare to be stupid.

Come on and dare to be stupid.
It`s so easy to do.
We`re all waiting for you.
Let`s go!

It`s time to make a mountain out of a molehill.
So can I have a volunteer?
There`s no more time for crying over spilled milk.
Now it`s time for crying in your beer.
Settle down and raise a family, join the P.T.A.
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet.
Then party till you`re broke, and they drag you away.
It`s okay.
You can dare to be stupid.

It`s like spitting on a fish.
It`s like barking up a tree.
It`s like I said, you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free.
Dare to be stupid.

Yes. Why don`t you dare to be stupid.
It`s so easy, so easy to do.
We`re all waiting for you.
Burn your candle at both ends.
Look a gift horse in the mouth.
Mashed potatoes can be your friends.

You can be a coffee achiever.
You can sit around the house
And watch "Leave It To Beaver."
The future`s up to you.
So what you gonna do?
Dare to be stupid.
Dare to be stupid.

What did I say?
(Dare to be stupid.)
Tell me, what did I say?
(Dare to be stupid.)
It`s all right.
(Dare to be stupid.)
We can be stupid all night.
(Dare to be stupid.)
Come on, join the crowd.
(Dare to be stupid.)
Shout it out loud.
(Dare to be stupid.)
I can`t hear you.
(Dare to be stupid.)
Okay, I can hear you now.

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - Dare to Be Stupid Dare to be Stupid Put down that chain saw and listen to me. It`s time for us to join in the fight. It`s time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys. It`s time to let the bedbugs bite. You better put all your eggs in one basket. You better count your chickens before they hatch. You better sell some wine before its time. You better find yourself an itch to scratch. You better squeeze all the Charmin you can, When Mr. Whipple`s not around. Stick your head in the microwave, and get yourself a tan. Talk with your mouth full. Bite the hand that feeds you. Bite off more than you can chew. What can you do? Dare to be stupid. Take some wooden nickels. Look for Mr. Goodbar. Get your mojo working now. I`ll show you how. You can dare to be stupid. You can turn the other cheek. You can just give up the ship. You can eat a bunch of sushi, then forget to leave a tip. Dare to be stupid. Come on and dare to be stupid. It`s so easy to do. We`re all waiting for you. Let`s go! It`s time to make a mountain out of a molehill. So can I have a volunteer? There`s no more time for crying over spilled milk. Now it`s time for crying in your beer. Settle down and raise a family, join the P.T.A. Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet. Then party till you`re broke, and they drag you away. It`s okay. You can dare to be stupid. It`s like spitting on a fish. It`s like barking up a tree. It`s like I said, you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free. Dare to be stupid. Yes. Why don`t you dare to be stupid. It`s so easy, so easy to do. We`re all waiting for you. Burn your candle at both ends. Look a gift horse in the mouth. Mashed potatoes can be your friends. You can be a coffee achiever. You can sit around the house And watch "Leave It To Beaver." The future`s up to you. So what you gonna do? Dare to be stupid. Dare to be stupid. What did I say? (Dare to be stupid.) Tell me, what did I say? (Dare to be stupid.) It`s all right. (Dare to be stupid.) We can be stupid all night. (Dare to be stupid.) Come on, join the crowd. (Dare to be stupid.) Shout it out loud. (Dare to be stupid.) I can`t hear you. (Dare to be stupid.) Okay, I can hear you now. Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Dare to Be Stupid: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/122/1/1011.html Все тексты песен: Weird Al Yankovic » Weird Al Yankovic - Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From » Weird Al Yankovic - She Drives Like Crazy » Weird Al Yankovic - Fat » Weird Al Yankovic - Polka Patterns » Weird Al Yankovic - Gotta Boogie » Weird Al Yankovic - School CafeteriaVersion 2 » Weird Al Yankovic - Grapefruit Diet » Weird Al Yankovic - Alligator » Weird Al Yankovic - Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung » Weird Al Yankovic - Belvedere Cruising » Weird Al Yankovic - Girls Just Want To Have Lunch » Weird Al Yankovic - The Saga Begins » Weird Al Yankovic - Six Words Long » Weird Al Yankovic - I Can`t Watch This » Weird Al Yankovic - Dare to Be Stupid » Weird Al Yankovic - Headline News » Weird Al Yankovic - George Of The Jungle » Weird Al Yankovic - Polka Your Eyes Out » Weird Al Yankovic - Don`t Wear Those Shoes » Weird Al Yankovic - Cockroachs Рекомендуем скачать: » с аккордами Чиж и компания, Сергей Чиграков - Проводница Оленька » с аккордами Мальчишник - В последний раз » Сергей Никитин, Сергей Крылов - По горам, лесам зеленым... » с аккордами Адо - Останови меня, ночь » Сергей Арно - Старые русские » Сергей Каплан - Человечество живет на сквозняке... » Сергей Вальков - Эта улица » с аккордами Олег Митяев - Женщина с планеты замля » с аккордами Ляпис Трубецкой - Дождь льет » с аккордами Дельфин - Синяя лирика №1 » с аккордами Кино, Виктор Цой - Саша » с аккордами Иваси, Алексей Иващенко и Георгий Васильев - Другу » с аккордами Фидошные песни - Мастдайка » с аккордами Булат Окуджава - Грузинская песня » Сливки - О тебе » с аккордами Александр Розенбаум - Песня о гончаре » с аккордами Тараканы - Шилов вернулся » с аккордами Сектор Газа - Лирика » Светлана Мель - Рябина » с аккордами Визбор Юрий - Возьму я да поеду далеко
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