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Текст (слова) песни: MC Paul Barman - Burping & Farting

[MC Paul Barman]
Burping & Farting, Burping & Farting
Burping`s from slurping the carbon dioxide
Farting`s from digesting gas in the intestines
Burping & Farting, Burping & Farting
Burping`s from slurping the carbon dioxide
Farting`s from digesting gas in the intestines

Burping`s from slurping the carbon dioxide in sugar water
Sodalicious yet less nutritious than a booger snotter
Gas burps from fast slurps and come back in blast
Chirps through the esophagus
It smells like a sarcophagus
Chewing gum swallows air and straws add air too
Did big bro ever burp shotgunning homebrew?
Too much makes you puke and so does flu
Purging`s great
Never urge a date to regurgitate

Burping & Farting, Burping & Farting
Burping`s from slurping the carbon dioxide
Farting`s from digesting gas in the intestines
Burping & Farting, Burping & Farting
Burping`s from slurping the carbon dioxide
Farting`s from digesting gas in the intestines

I said Farting`s from digesting gas in the intestines
When gas spurts my ass hurts and blows back my grass skirts and tartans
Don`t be disheartened if you fart in a crowd
Silent but deadly
The cloud wasn`t loud
If you got more gas than Gulf I`d cull fried foods or else emit some
sulfides
Pass me a charcoal pill
Scratch that
Give me that thar whole grill "Coming at you mate!"
You flatulate the gas that you ate
It`s really just doody in vaporous form
Mine is so fresh the paper is warm
I took a peek in my dookareeka and found a lentil a diamond and corn
Eureka!

"How could he be so smart and so stupid at the same time?"

 

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