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eehh...Good morning...I mean good evening
Ladies & Gentlemen, I wanna tell you about an experience I had this morning at San Francisco: You know, I`m staying at the hotel downtown and eh I had two hours, two hours, `til I was rendez-vouing with my, eh my beautiful girlfriend`s beautiful girlfriend So I took a little walk outside the hotel, I walked up a street With a name that`s pretty familar to a lot of people, but not to me But it had an old name and there was a marquee It kinda looked like a movie marquee Or maybe the the type of thing posted outside of a motel or maybe even casino But it wasn`t any of those things It was some kind of sign that belonged to an old gas station tire shop And it was closed `cause it was a Sunday And it said: "Americans are slow to hostility" - Winston Churchill And I thought ISN`T THAT something A big marquee with the Winston Churchill quote in the middle of San Francisco And then I went to Walgreens to find my TOM`S OF MAINE ginger-mint FLUORIDE-FULL toothpaste, but all they had was FLUORIDE-FREE And there was a women, at the counter, with a parrot, on her shoulder And she said: "Yeah yeah, my parrot is 44 years old..." And the people behind the counter at Walgreen`s and next to the register, chatted her up and they said: "Ohh, we really like the way the red feathers are so deeply red!" And I was like "Man, 44. NOW that`s old for a parrot! Kinda old for a person!" And the lady said, "Yeah, these types of parrots live to be into their 60`s." And I was like "Good for you," when I noticed a streaaam of parrot shit crawling down the back of the owner`s t-shirt And I thought to myself: "Either no one noticed the parrot shit on her back or more likely, she doesn`t mind parrot shit on her back..." And I was like: "Lady don`t brush against me !" "In fact, go home, don`t buy anything at Walgreen`s Change your shirt, POTTY train your parrot, or don`t go IN public!" And then I remember how Americans are slow to hostility and I thought: "Well maybe in a crazy town like this you pay for the happy-Winston-Churchill-quote with the nasty parrot shit." pfff
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