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Verse 1:
My brain makes the earth dark but I`m hung like a birthmark I like to suck toes yours secrete fructose I make paintings based on grids just like Chuck Close I`m old school like Aztecs but new in other aspects If you want sex with me be prepared for bad sex and slapstick Even Chapstick won`t help my chapped dick When I`m with a naked chick I use a faker dick A turkey baster laced with Elmer`s to make it stick My ex fled to Reykjavik, we really were trying Ohhh your so wet, "My pussy`s crying" I need an eye exam and a vagina with no diaphragm Or condom, I`m pond scum, I`m going to buy a lamb And when we make love I`ll picture titty humping which looks like a Venn Diagram Ewww, this isn`t dope I feel like I`m pissing Scope Lamby`s a misanthrope I asked her to stop moving, does she listen? Nope The sheep was a clone so I was a creep on the phone Now I`m sleeping alone With her photo on my nightstand in a sepia tone Oh yeah and you know that... Chorus: The joy of your world is Paul Barman!!! Beautiful, Beautiful Barman Yes the joy of your wwoorrlldd is Paul Barman!!! Beautiful, Beautiful Barman Verse 2: After this rap I`ll be in Napoli, happily Proposing to my chosen under an apple tree "Let`s get married," I don`t walk, I get carried By a motorcade of voter-age women on rollerblades In cute sleeveless shirts exposing their shoulder blades But I`m a lonely guy since my honeypie ran off with Ione Skye Now I`ve got nothing whatsoever, ugly-broke-arrogant, but so clever When I write rhymes on brown bags and in shower steam Me and Paul are the power team We`ll leave you deflowered with a mouth full of sour cream Gobble this obelisk Chorus: The joy of your world is Paul Barman!!! Beautiful, Beautiful Barman Yes the joy of your wwoorrlldd is Paul Barman!!! Beautiful, Beautiful Barman Verse 3: My close pals, aunts, uncles, leaders, Nations, and towns Hamlets and neighboring islands, everyone Landlords, bosses, and relatives, moms and newborns Somehow when I act thirteen, I`m a virgin girl`s tractor beam This one was dressed to kill from her head to my testicle She was from west of Phil-ly and spoke well of it She said, "Just for the hell of it let`s not be celibate." I got all higgledy piggledy, it`s a big relief When I take off my fig uh leaf She said that, "Let`s get at this" but her cat and an unpotted cactus Sat on her mattress that sure made it saturated with sharp thorns and cat piss I put on a hiphop beat while she whipped off the topsheet She said, "Come to bed I like my undergrads underfed They amaze how they stay up days on mayonnaise and Wonderbread." I dove in her cervix a lot like Sir Mixalot This interlude is for the women I`ve interviewed about the clitoris and how to make it less hit-or-miss Should we be gentle?, Is it all mental? I won`t use a dental dam `cause it discurges my urges to submerge in her jizz She said, "My goodness you should juss use clues that`s nonverbal You`re too vigorous if my clitoris, for example, turns purple" It was time to copulate but we didn`t want to populate So my bold groin reached for my gold coin proooophylactic I unwrapped it, you can`t know how I felt It wasn`t a gold coin condom, it was chocolate Chanukah gelt The white part crumbled on her tummy and the rest began to melt Foiled again..... It`s a classic piece We`d like to thank George for that and also Paauull Bar-Bar-Barman, Bar-Barman Barman-Barman-Barman, and also Paauull Bar-Bar-Barman, Bar-Bar-Barman, Paauull Bar-Bar-Barman, From Chapel Hill who made the contribution of 5 dollars Thanks Charles, I mean pardon me Paul, Charles took the pledge, No Doubt"
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