Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al - Pretty Fly For A Rabbi

Vern zol fun dir a blintsa

(How ya doin`, Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin`, Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin`, Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin`, Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
And all the goyim say I`m pretty fly for a rabbi

Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho

Our temple`s had a fair share of rabbis in the past
But most of`em were nudniks and none of`em would last
But ournew guy`s real kosher, I think he`ll do the trick
I tell ya, he`s to die for - he really knows his shtick

So how`s by you? Have you seen this Jew?
Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too
Working` like a dog at the synagogue
He`s there all day, he`s there all day
Just say "Vay is mir!" and he`ll kick into gear
He`ll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer
Just grab your yarmulka and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

(How ya doin`, Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin`, Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin`, Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin`, Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
And all the goyim say I`m pretty fly (for a rabbi)

He shops at discount stores, not just any will suffice
He has to find a bargain `cause he won`t pay retail price
He never acts meshugga and he`s hardly a schlemiel
But if you wanna haggle, oy, he`ll make you such a deal!

People used to scoff, now they say "Mazel tov!"
He`s such a macher `cause he worked his tuchis off
Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul
What`s not to like? What`s not to like?
Oh high holy days, you know he prays and prays
And he never eats pastrami on white break with mayonnaise
Put on your yarmulka and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

When he`s doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn`t miss
He`ll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss
They say he`s got a lot of chutzpah, he`s really quite hhhhhip
The parnets pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip!

(How ya doin`, Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin`, Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin`, Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin`, Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!

Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho

He`s doin` well, I gotta kvell
The yentas love him, even shicksas think he`s swell
Show up at his home, he says, "Shalom!"
And "Have some cake-You want some cake?"
Yeah he calls the shots, we really love him lots
Oy gevalt, I`m so ferklempt that I could plotz!
So grab your yarmulka--
The one you got for Chanukah--
Let`s put on our yarmulkas and--
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

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